Brezhnev has died
What?
He died
Finally
Pour me a shot of vodka
You sure?
Of course, we need to celebrate
Well...
If the senior party official so wishes
Then...
Just because I work at the central committee of the communist party does not mean that I'm not a human
Well, yes
Are you sure he's dead?
Well, that's what they said on the radio
I'm afraid that fuck they wouldn't usually joke about such a thing on the radio or else they wouldn't have said it
What?
On the radio?
Well, from the radio of course
Listen, they're even playing funeral music
Why should radio announce that our oldman neighbour is dead?
Why is the oldman neighbour dead?
You just told me yourself
No, I didn't
You did
You came in and told me that Kesner has died
No, I didn't!
How come you didn't?
Go to hell, I didn't tell you
But, if you didn't say that it was Kesner who died then, what did you say?
Brezhnev
Listen, what does Brezhnev have to do with this?
But, he's dead
What?
No, he isn't
Is he really?
Honestly?
Listen...
What is wrong then?
Listen... Relax, relax, I didn't know his death was going to be such a big shock to you
Listen, you can go you know where...
Why should I care about that Brezhnev?...
I have alway thought that...
If...
That we will finally have this house for ourselves
And then you came and said that...
I didn't say tha...
Yes, you did...
It dosen't matter, I've had more then enough of that communal kitchen and toilet sharing...
It's what you always do, trying to prop up false hopes
What now, I haven't given you any hopes
Don't worry, that Kesner too will also...
Sometime...
Throw away his medals
( Expression for dying )
Did you say that Brezhnev has died?
Did you get what I said just now?
Listen, I have to go to work then...
Right now
But, you were supposed to have a free day tomorrow
Yes but, they might need me
Listen, I think you have enough people working there who could help arrange the funeral
I don't want to give that Vokk hag the oppurtunity to complain about why I wasn't there on such a tragic day for the state
Dear god, how do I even look...
Where can I even go with an appearance like that...
Don't worry...
These days such an appearnce is quite passable
Long standing leader and ''The Premier'' of the Soviet Union...
Made himself quadruple times the hero of Soviet Union...
Made himself into a prolific writer
Was basically a living corpse for the last few years of his life
It was a open secret that the date of this death was just pulling the plug from a wall